You didn’t drop 60 grand on German engineering just to have mouth-breathers and parking lot philosophers press their greasy faces against your windshield. This sun visor is a public service announcement for anyone within squinting distance of your car: 
Back. The hell. Off.
Featuring the iconic confused aggression of Bobby Hill–adjacent energy and sprayed with more toxic entitlement than your group chat with fellow BMW owners, this shade doesn’t just block the sun — it blocks any negative energy.
Specs & Special Features:
* Fits most windshields — especially those with superiority complexes
* Printed with "LOOK but please do not touch" so you can pretend to be polite while being an absolute menace
* Includes suction cups for installation, because tape is for Honda Civics
* UV protection level: “Don’t make eye contact with my car”
Whether you park like a lunatic or hit the throttle just to cut off a Prius, this visor says what your bumper stickers are too afraid to